Top 5 Fashion Pet Peeves- #1: Tights as Pants

Tights are not pants! They are a thinner fabric and because of that, I can see all of your crevices. Now, I’m not saying that there is something wrong with cellulite, because I don’t subscribe (to the best of my ability) to the pressures of society’s “normal” beauty. Ladies, Gentlemen, we are all beautiful, and unique, and spectacular forms of the human flesh. What I do mean, is that when people wear tights as pants, it leaves nothing to the imagination. I can also sometimes see your underwear through it and it makes me uncomfortable.

      Tights are not pants! Tights are designed to be like panty hose, but without that annoying under the toenail thing they do. I mean, don’t take my word for that as I haven’t done any official investigations, but the signs are obvious. That means that you should always wear your tights with a dress just like you would if you wore panty hose.

     Tights are not pants! They are also not yoga pants, tight sweat pants, or your skin. Let’s leave it that way.

     Tights are not pants! I recently saw a thing online about a “trend” happening in Japan where they put panty hose on their dog’s legs so they look like little people. It was creepy. How about we all agree not to do that too? Okay, good, thanks.

      Tights are not pants! I’ve sort have run out of things to say because this topic is just too plain and simple.

     TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.